Then there is a marriage, so before that

Then there is a marriage, so before that And congratulate the bride and groom on their wedding. In this case, the main thing is to comply with the measures and not to offend anyone, because a wedding is a happy thing and you should not cover it up.
In this way, your marriage will no longer be married! There is no place to differentiate yourself. But still shaking hands with love.
Just like in eternal dance, these two destinies merge together.

And everything in your life will be the highest level! We hope that your family ship will not be submerged in Somonauk plastica the troubled sea every day, sail out of any vortex and reach a quiet port. This is not only the day of marriage, but also the beginning of a new career: builders of comfortable nests, chefs preparing delicious and healthy food, suppliers, psychologists who know how to find the necessary compromises in life and the most important job -Parents of naughty children! We hope you can handle all these issues! Do not murder, steal, commit adultery, honor your parents, etc. Do you know the commandments of Xi? Let us remember them! Number one: staying awake at the wedding is a spy. It is a sin to be drunk at a wedding instead. Second: drink a little, drink everything. Third: People who are drunk will be remembered. Let us lift up these tried and tested commandments with our glasses and swear never to break our glasses in the name of our newlyweds' happiness! There is no doubt that the wedding is a beautiful celebration, but also a beautiful and unforgettable event. However, how much nerve, soul and strength are needed for a major event. Usually, most of the responsibilities and experience fall on the shoulders of newlyweds. Therefore, in an unforgettable date, guests only need to cheer for the bride and groom, and they work hard for their loved ones. You need to keep a happy mood to attend the wedding, smile and laugh.
Everything is resolved peacefully!

Disputes and disputes-don't talk! Why does the bride need this dress, this banquet, a bunch of guests and passport stamps-who needs it? Although...for example, if you decide to fight, then many years have passed. Just open your passport, take a look at the wedding photo album, and re-read the postcards. Memories will be flooded. You will find that there is more love between each other than at the wedding! Therefore, it is also suitable for you to get married!

Well, father-in-law can invest in you too. Well, for a husband-with his wife instead of running one by one! To live such a life, we must wet this letter! Finally, we must be sweetened in some way! Hard work!
Then your marriage will not have a marriage. Today’s loud wedding sang and danced with us. Our young people created a family today! Costumes, expensive clothes, beautiful roses, we sincerely wish the bride and groom! Passion, love, warm the eternal soul, and let the stork fly into your house more frequently! We sincerely hope for complete happiness, in this holiday, we drink until we fall!
The family lit the fireplace for you. Dear friend, I wish you happiness. Let the wedding guests scream!
We will all dance until dawn! Everything in the family always gains weight. You have the financial resources to make your life peaceful. You will always love each other and let the passion never end! The crying of children makes silence disturb you all the time, it prevents mom and dad from sleeping at night
Then there is no house, only heaven! Make the house clean, comfortable and cute! -First ! Rattle the bell-for, yes-for twins and, yes-yes, for toys-yes,-for twins and, yes-for the fifth son,-for the last daughter.
And let the husband and wife get along well. You love each other, young people, no wonder you are so beautiful! And you don’t look at others at all-each other, dear, alive!

Everything from how they became two consecutive numbers-can be changed, when the wife came to the house with wit and guessing-she earned ten after her husband became zero. The stupid wife stood up before her husband zero. Counting the opposite, the result will of course be worse. The fact that I drink is that my wife wisely shared her life with her husband, which resulted in a large number of him, but did not reduce to zero! Then you have no life, only one song. Let the gentle wife's voice be like a whistle, wake up in the dark morning and night. And let the children run like a carriage-everything will be dragged after you, don't fall behind. Let the train of marriage rush forward, regardless of the consequences of any turn, let the fuel not run out, your road will be long and easy!
Used for porridge, hammer, baby pot, noodle stick, brick, frying pan, toy car. Items that must be gifts must be decorated and tied up with ribbons to make them look like gifts.

The queen of the night is of course the bride, because this is the biggest holiday in her life. It is worth carefully considering the opportunity to choose a gift for your future wife. Don't miss the opportunity to make jokes or happily suggest. This type of example of a comedic wedding gift you can give the bride: a stick or a pan, but not for cooking, but for. -Cooking book, so that the bride can use different dishes to make the groom happy every day. -Broom so that the wife remembers that the hearth is up to her. -Proof of the right to kiss your husband, cook, forgive football on weekends and wear a jersey. -Hedgehog gloves. Take the commonly used mittens and thumbtacks as examples. With their help, you can create an attribute that can retain your spouse. -Candy or fruit bouquet. Can you imagine how many flowers the bride will send? Why not stand up and give edible bouquets! The husband is the support of the family and the stone to prevent all adversity. The groom will remember cool wedding gifts if they are colorful, interesting, and have special meanings.

A certificate of the right to constantly send flowers to his wife, kiss every day, prepare breakfast in bed and help with housework. -Helmet or sword, as a symbol of the person protecting the house. -Bows and arrows, because men are also family members! -A set of pins so that the husband will not be angry, and if the wife does not sew buttons, he will not be angry. -A book about repairing the house so that the groom will not forget his direct responsibility. -Wallet or piggy bank, where the husband will increase the family budget. -Wheels are used as prepayment for car purchase. -A shirt with a photo of his wife and an inscription on it.
Fan or air conditioner to avoid getting hot due to love. -Do everything together. -Funny shirts with funny pictures. For example, use the word. -Adventure gifts: hot air balloon or hang gliding, parachuting, traveling to tropical countries. -Blue and red wrestling gloves to organize things. -The driver's license of the category that allows you to drive the stroller. -A large plate. The family is an ordinary home, a happy family, so why not use ordinary tableware to eat? You can imagine and set up obstacles, or draw border guards in the middle to delimit the territory of the couple. -Coffee maker and slippers. This family is a team ready to help and support, so you need to make coffee one by one. -Brickwork is a symbol of the first step in building your own house and fireplace. -Two hammers: carpenter's and chop hammers, as a symbol of the fact that everyone has forged their own happiness, and together-family.
Don't saw the wood-for the purpose of bonding, they drank to her until the rooster crowed. In the morning he gets up-you have another drink, and then they make money. If he doesn't like your dinner, use a saw instead of delicious seasoning. The husband can eat, but can only praise! And you keep trying to cut! When you show your belongings, your husband will kindly say: The gift to the groom is a parcel wrapped in an iron fist. What we give you is not a chain mail, not a saber: you are not participating in a military battle, but a wedding. They will always be useful to you and bow to your wife before you. You put them on and never take them off! Otherwise, dear, you will be in trouble! If you take off your mittens, you will dream of demons all night. Force your wife to cook delicious dishes Yes, please always wear gloves. Stroke with your hand more often-happiness will flow to you like a river. If you lead your wife to produce goods, wear gloves on the goods. If you can keep the gloves safe, the gloves will provide you with faithful service! You need cabbage so that the house is not empty. We give you cabbage so that your husband’s wife can eat delicious food. We give you carrots so that the house is full of love! We give you carrots so that _______________ (the bride’s name) is no longer another! We give you carrots, advice and love! They gave birth to carrots to give birth to Vovka. This is the carrot for the bride to be smart. Bride, this is the big carrot for you so that you can work. This is beet, so both mother-in-law and father-in-law are respected. We bow to you, lest you suffer heavy torture. We bow to you so that you will never be separated. We bow to you so that there is no pain and parting. We bow to the bride and let the husband love it. We give cucumbers so that the groom can become a father as soon as possible. We provide you with kimchi to give birth to twins. We give you garlic. There are so many daughters and sons, how many teeth there are. This is the sweet pepper for you so that your daughter Natka will be born. But pepper was bitter, so Borka's son was born. We provide you with celery so that your son can be born. We provide a tomato to avoid disharmony in your home. We give you tomatoes so that there is no dispute. We present you a tomato to keep your youthful enthusiasm. We will give you another tomato-so the house won't fight. We give you two beets to make the relationship brighter. We give you a pear and let you live in harmony. This is becoming the first potato. We provide grapes to make your house rich forever. This is a carrot for the bride, so neither Petka nor Federka know each other. We give you carrots so you don't swear or fight. I will give you parsnips to keep your marriage strong. Here is a radish to make you love each other deeply. This is the plum for you to make you satisfied with him. This is a leftover for you, so the house is enough. I will give you dill to keep the house in order. This is a bunch of seeds for you to choose, so that you will not meet a husband like a cloud. This is the cherry plum for you, so that you don't chop up because of your busy schedule. But I give grapes so that you are always satisfied with your mother-in-law. This is the cherry for you so that your parents will not be redundant. This is the pea for you, so that you will not be deaf because of your mother-in-law’s crying. You can give food in the following words: I will hand you a bag of cereal-from now on you are a husband and wife. A cup of millet, the groom is loved by his wife. We will give you a nut so that you can hear the laughter of the children in the house. This is the candy for you to give birth to a daughter. We will give you bagels so that there are rubles in the house. Here is dry so as not to each other. This is a piece of bread for the bride, so women know the law. This is an egg for the groom so that he will not look for each other on the porch. We provide you with a bottle of wine-don't forget your parents. I give my son and daughter a barrel of wine. You can give tableware as a gift: we give you a teaspoon to make your life extraordinary! We provide you with a fork so that _______________ (the groom’s name) does not meet someone’s lover! Bride, this is the plate for you, it rotates like a squirrel in the house, and the groom: spoon, so that your feet walk along the same path. This is a pot for cooking porridge, so daughter Dasha was born, and she gave her (son) Antoshka a spoon. This is the groom and the cup, so as not to take his girlfriend home. We give you a cup and love each other. I will give you a bowl so that you don't sit with strangers! I give you a plate, so I don’t sit with other girls! Spoon-used for cabbage soup***, fork-heating meat***, knife-cutting saw.

Bricks, sliders and wood made of banknotes (not only rubles, but also foreign currencies). They are represented by the following words:. In this case, the brick is regarded as the first stone buried in the foundation of the future house. You can tie it up with a beautiful ribbon or add the inscription:. 2. A big box full of small banknotes is rolled into a tube, which is a good gift for the newlyweds as a joke. 3. Umbrella with banknotes inside. Words presented to young people: 4. A large number of coins, packed in small bags with inscriptions. 5. Soap and big bulb wrapped in big bills. Make sure to add the following words next to them:. 6. A vacuum cleaner with a bag with a large colored inscription:. The package contains an ordinary broom and is tied up with a ribbon. Explain to the people present that even if the power is cut off, the house can be kept clean. 7. A simple diary. On the first page, engraved:,, and other words, and use a paperclip to paste the banknote on the words. You can make a section and attach a humorous description to illustrate its purpose. 8. Coffee machine and slippers. It is useful for the newlyweds to drink coffee in the morning. A pair of slippers indicates that one of the spouses will take turns preparing this coffee. You can give young people a nicely packaged box. As I said before, family dinners are unimaginable without quality service. When handing over the box, when you hear the sound of broken vegetables (old glasses in the box, dishes that are not needed by the family, cups with broken handles, etc.), please use awkward movements to portray the horror on your face. This happened by accident. When the comics of the situation are passed down to the present and everyone has enough fun, give young people a real gift. As an option for a comedy presentation of a gift, you can pretend that you are lighting up the TV and put down the box in the same way a few times (there must be a lot of broken glass, plastic or tin in it to make them all clink and rattle Rattle). If you decide to provide a certificate, you can hide it in a chocolate egg, put the egg in a duck, hide the duck in a hare (soft toys can be used), and then wrap it in the chest, which can be used as a chest Boxes with corresponding decorations or ordinary boxes...Put the banknotes in the balloons, add some confetti, and show the young people a bunch of balloons, and then blast all the balloons. When presenting comedy gifts to newlyweds, they first gave the following speech: "We are happy to provide you with everything you can dream of, but our salary level only allows you to make the first step towards your dream. They give:- Shoulder (for future fur coats); -mouse pad (for future computers); -life vest (useful when yachts appear); -antenna (someday there will be TV); -self-adhesive number plate (use At the door of the new apartment).

Oh, don't they drink? Well, let happiness and love live in your house! The Olivet Discourse #308- The Marriage of the Lord to Israel- and the Divorce!